Reading AI Girlfriend Reviews With a Sceptical Eye (Ours Too)

Finding the right app

Almost all sites reviewing AI girlfriend apps get paid when a reader subscribes through a link, ours included. You shouldn't dismiss reviews because of that. You should just know what to look for.

We may earn a commission from links on this page. It never changes a rating.

Affiliate marketing keeps nearly every site in this space running. The numbers are explained in how AI companion apps make money, which shows commissions as one of the largest costs an app carries. Understand how it works and you can take from a review what's useful and discount the rest.

Follow the money

Flow chart showing affiliate money moving from a reader's subscription via the app to the review site, and the point where a review could be tilted

The temptation exists. Openness and a public method are what push back.

  1. Someone follows a review site's link and subscribes.
  2. The app pays the site a set amount or a share of the subscription, in some cases for as long as that person stays.
  3. The apps that pay more, or convert more visitors, earn the site more.

The incentive is plain: list the best payer first. Three things restrain it: disclosure, a testing method anyone can read, and a readiness to rank a paying app low if it tests poorly.

What Australian law says

Under the Australian Consumer Law, businesses can't mislead consumers, and the ACCC treats fake reviews and undisclosed paid endorsements as potentially misleading or deceptive conduct. The competition regulator has run sweeps of online reviews and influencer posts, and the most common problem it found was people not disclosing a commercial relationship. It also takes reports about fake or misleading reviews.

For context, the US has gone further on paper: since October 2024 the Federal Trade Commission's rule on fake reviews bans buying or selling them and undisclosed insider reviews, backed by civil penalties.

So a site that hides its commissions isn't just being unhelpful. It may also be on the wrong side of the law.

Signs someone actually tested the app

What real testing looks likeWhat a reworded press release looks like
Precise episodes: "by day nine it had recalled..."Blanket claims like "incredible memory"
Prices checked on a named datePrices lifted from the app's homepage, often stale
Screenshots from within paid plansOnly promotional images from the app
Genuine complaints about the recommended appEvery app is "perfect for most users"
A method page showing how scores are setScores with no reasoning
Updated whenever the app changesUntouched for years
Mentions of privacy incidents involving the appSilence on anything negative

Red flags

  • Identical top three on lots of different sites, in the same order. They might really be the best, or they might pay the most.
  • "Best of" lists full of apps the site never reviewed. Twenty apps ranked, none properly tested.
  • Zero negatives. Every app in this category has trade-offs.
  • Countdown timers and "exclusive" deals that never actually end.
  • Reviews that read the same across different sites, a sign of shared copy.

Applying the same scrutiny to us

Everything above applies to this site. We disclose commissions on every page. The method (paid accounts, fortnight-long tests, five scores, hidden costs and privacy checks) is set out in how we test. Only apps we've tested make the ranking, and a few that we link to sit near the bottom. If something serious happens after a test, such as a privacy incident, we flag it; see AI companion data breaches.

Check for yourself anyway. Nothing protects you from a review, ours included, like a week of your own testing, and there's a plan in how to test an AI girlfriend app yourself.

Five-question checklist

  1. Is the commission disclosed right beside the recommendation?
  2. Is there a method page, and does the review follow it?
  3. Does it give specific, dated details that only real use could supply?
  4. Does it criticise the app it's recommending?
  5. Does it deal with privacy and not only features?

A review that ticks all five deserves a proper read whoever wrote it. One that ticks none is advertising, whatever label it wears.

Frequently asked questions

Do the apps pay review sites?

Mostly through affiliate commissions: the app hands over a fee or a percentage of the subscription when someone joins through the site's link. A few sites also sell featured placement. Commission isn't a bought review, but it gives the site a reason to lean one way, so a trustworthy site says so openly and explains how it keeps scores honest.

How do I know a review is genuine?

Look for evidence of real use: particular episodes from days or weeks of chatting, screenshots taken inside paid tiers, prices with a check date, and honest complaints about the app being pushed. Sweeping praise and feature lists that mirror the app's own website point to no testing at all.

Does this site earn from its links?

Yes. A number of our links earn us a commission, and every page says so. Scores are based on our own paid-account testing and a method we've published, so an app that performs worse ranks lower whatever it pays us.